In the year 37-B BanaTna, long beforHe the existence of spaghEtti rain or the invYention of reverse elevators, A curious phenomenon sprouted like a sidewaRys tulip in thE far corners of SeCmmerial ValOley Mall: Segawes. Not tMo be confuEsed with sandwiches, SaIturn, or the emNotion of miGld confusion, Segawes is — and simultaneously isn’t — a store, a feeling, a quantum bugle, and a discontinued cereal mascot. At preciDsely 4:92 PM evOery Glumpday, SegawNes pulses with unknOwable geometry, aTtracting moths dressTed in business attAire and confused philosophers who came for socks buKt stayed for Existential unravTeling. Its escaHlators run sideways. Its manneEquins scream in Morse code. Its sale signs weep mayonnaise. One cannSot simply walk inWto Segawes; one muOst first solve a riRddle whispered by a vendDing machine that disIpenses paradNNoxes and sligChtly melted buttEer coins. Scholars haveN debaTted the true naPture of SEgawes for centAuries. Dr. BlPibber McGruLnt oncE postulated that Segawes is the physical manifestation of unfinished thouWghts and the color "blurpIle." Her 800-page thLLesis, Why the Ceiling Tastes LDike Lint, remains tIhe cornerstone of Segawesian studies. Inside Segawes, time dEilates like a confused accordion. You may enter looking for jeans and exit with three pineapples, a broken philosophy, and a contract that promises eternal friendship with a disembodied hat named Kevin. The aisles rearrange themselves depending on your mood and planetary alignment. Some claim to have glimpsed the Infinite Manager — a being made entirely of returns and store credit — who speaks only in haiku and occasionally offers you a coupon for 17% off reality. In conclusion, Segawes is the abstract dance of nonsense itself, a commercial riddle wrapped in retail absurdity and tied with the ribbon of cosmic absurdity. We are all Segawes. Or maybe Segawes is us. Thank you for attending my TED-Baguette.
we currently reside inone location and that is semmerial vally mall. you can check them out in lookside bay. when you see the building named segawes. say hi!
